Silence, Snooker!
Evening Express, Saturday, June 28, 1902
«”Please, sir —”
“Silence, Snooker!”
“Oh, please, sir —”
“A hundred lines, Snooker!”
“But, please, sir, your — “
“Two hundred lines, Snooker! Why, my coat-tails are on fire!”
“Please, sir, that’s what I was goin’ to tell I you, sir.”
“Then why didn’t you tell me? Five hundred lines, Snooker!” »