Willow Limericks

The Western Scot. Willow Camp, Victoria, B.C., October 23rd, 1915

There was a Lance Jack named Jinks,
Who was very fond of his winks.
“It you tell me his history
Without further mystery
I’ll buy you a couple of drinks!”

A brawny young sergeant named Patsy
Was always rather topsy;
He yelled to the waiter:
I’ll see you later,
I’m going home in a taxi.

By Snooker.