Is that Mr. Snooker?

The Western Champion and General Advertiser for the Central-Western Districts (Barcaldine), 20 February 1909

“Are yon there?” ” Yes.” ” Is that Mr. Snooker?” ” No this is Mrs. Smithers, double one nine six.” “Oh, kindly ring off.” Another interval. Lady at exchange: “Have you got double one nine six please?” “It was double one FIVE six I asked for?” “So sorry, will switch on.” Another interval. Subscriber patiently ” Double one five six please.” Attendant, “Engaged.” Operations suspended indefinitely until Mr. Snooker has worked off 125 orders on his customers.