No Wool to Dye

The Richmond palladium (Richmond, Ind.), 24 September 1906

No Wool to Dye.

“Pa, why did you call Mr. Snookers a dyed in the wool Republican?”

“Because he is one and proud of it.”

“I don’t see how he can be. I saw him with his hat off, and he has no more hair than a billiard ball.”