Jack and Snooker

Dundee Evening Telegraph, Thursday 06 January 1927

Jack (for the third time)—“Won’t you let me get you a glass of water, Mr Snooker?”

Mr. Snooker—”It’s very attentive of you, Jacky, but why do you want me to have a glass?”

Jack—“Because I heard father say you drink like a fish, and I want to see.”